2 posts tagged “harry potter”
People, listen up. I like reading the Harry Potter books as much as you, but how can you expect me to keep defending it when you go around doing this:
Best part of the video? A tie between the weatherman getting "bludgeoned" and knocked to the ground or the grown-ass lady LAUGHING as he falls to the ground. It's close, I can't really tell which makes me happier.
I decided to reread the final Harry Potter book. Dramatic conclusion aside, I find that when I am NOT reading it, my mind tends to wander aimlessly. And then I start asking myself questions that have no relationship to reality. And these questions are perfect for this forum:
So... Assuming the characters were EXACTLY the same except all muggles (no magical powers, no knowledge of magic or it's histories), have attended the same school together for the last seven years (let's call it Coolidge High in the greater New York City Area), and have had a series of stressful bonding experiences since meeting each other that are the non-magical equivalent of what has occurred in the book... Assuming all of that, what college do they go to after high school graduation?
I have created an informal list for your reading enjoyment:
Cho Chang
Non-Magical College Aspiration: Harvard
Actual Non-Magical College Attended: Wellesley
Major: English Literature
Extra Curriculars: Field Hockey, Lit Society, Poetry Magazine (Mostly poems about Cedric)
Neville Longbottom
Non-Magical College Attended: University of Vermont
Major: Botany
Extra-Curriculars: Ultimate Frisbee, a "Drum Circle", Residence Life Staff
Seamus Finnigan
Non-Magical College Aspiration: Notre Dame
Actual Non-Magical College Attended: Penn State
Major: Undecided (probably Business)
Extra-Curriculars: Club sports, Kappa Alpha, French
To be continued...
